thejabberwocki:

If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”

thelovelyrichardmadden:

"Joffrey puts my father in chains and now he wants his arse kissed?"

Robb Stark’s sassiest moments [1/?]

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."

sheriffswaan:

sometimes i see a gifset of a character or a ship that i wanna reblog but then i see that it’s a “make me choose” and that they CHOSE WRONG

character moodboard → robb stark

“I spend a lot of time with Kit still, and he’s like, ‘Oh my god, in Episode 3, there’s a’ — and I’m like, ‘Don’t. Tell me. Anything.’” Richard is excited to watch the show spoiler-free, despite Kit’s best efforts. He says, “Now, for the first time ever, I can watch it and not know what’s happened.”

"He’s always complaining about always being in Ireland. I got to go to Iceland, which is incredible. Poor old Madden gets all the rain in Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland is beautiful and we’ve got some really stunning locations. But I understand you want to break out of one place and go to different areas."

Blues resolved #mondayblues - @maddenrichard

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

didn’t naya just break up with what’s his face.

oh god is she gonna become someone who marries like 8 times and when she’s 90 that’s what she’s remembered for.

i shouldn’t judge but whatever. she’s famous. i’m not so i’ll judge.

anonymous asked: the vampire diaries + pink and blue

Just a few of my fave moments from Waiting Game by Tina! ;)

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